I do believe that some monkeys could easily fall in love with some conservatives.
In their denial of evolution conservatives hoot, howl, and scratch their smelly bits, like various new world and old world monkeys.
I find this wonderful.
Apes who escaped the cage of studying themselves because they did not develop language, are caged for us to enjoy.
Evolution deniers escape the cage of studying themselves by saying God does it for them everyday.
They are waiting for a great study on the human race to end when God kills us all.
This makes monkeys wonder what went wrong with evolution.